Readers question: How do you think each zodiac sign would kill someone?
These are generalizations written for fun! Don't take me too seriously ;)
Aries – in a sudden rage, most likely they would run someone over.
Taurus – They would longly and patiently scheme a complicated but fool proof plan.
It would take years. But they would be one of the only signs to always get away with it.
Gemini – They would hire or talk a close friend into doing it for them. Or they would just talk the enemy to death.
Cancer – I have no idea, but it scares me to think about it.
Leo – In a fit of anger they would maul/mass murder a large room full of most likely innocent people; along with who ever they really wanted dead.
Virgo – They would poison someone with untracable poison, destroy all the evidence, and leave everything perfectly clean at the crime scene. They would commit the perfect crime. Except they would spend too much time cleaning up afterwords and most likely get caught red handed.
Libra – They would pick up a gun to shoot their enemy. But they would spend too much time thinking about whether or not they actually want to do it, and “supposed-to-be-victim” would walk away while they are trapped in their thoughts and not paying attention.
Scorpio – This really scares me to think about it. It would be painful, methodical, and a sadistic kill *shivers*
Sagittarius – They would get drunk and go out for a party and forget that they wanted to kill someone by the next day... I'm sorry, but a Sagittarius would never be able to keep them selves focused long enough to actually kill someone.
Capricorn– They would shoot a lot of people--in a video game. That's the closest they will ever come to killing someone. Well maybe a hit and run.
Aquarius – They would create a time-machine to go back in time and stop their enemies mother from conceiving them in the first place—or some other over-complicated, over-thought out plan.
Pisces – They would get high and forget about it.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
iWonder why Jon and Kate broke apart?
Jon and Kate plus 8. If you have Internet access and enough free time to be reading this blog post, I am sure you have heard of them. We all have questions about this match. How did it finally end? Why were they drawn together in the first place? Would they have ever had a chance if they hadn't had so many kids? Will they ever get back together? All questions we would like to know the answer too... so let's look at this astrologically, and see what answers we come up with.
Astrologically, Jon & Kate are a very interesting couple. They both have a sun in Aries. Having a sun in Aries myself, this gives me an added boost of understanding to their relationship. Honestly, as an Aries, I can say that an Aries/Aries match is the best match for an Aries, as long as there moon signs can balance out their fiery Aries personalities. I've never felt more compatibility or chemistry with any other sign then Aries, and in the long term, we always get along the best. It can be one of the best matches in the zodiac. So how did their relationship finally crack? Well we can't know for absolutely certain, but we can make a few basic educated guesses based on astrology.
First let's look at a basic understanding of each of the couples birth charts. Jon has a lot of Aries in his birth chart, but like me, he also has a moon in Virgo. I am an aries/virgo combination, so me and Jon are a like in a lot of ways. This sun moon combination creates a person that is very cool emotionally. Have you ever noticed how calm Jon is on the show? How much crap he can take? If you have ever known an Aries, you would realize this is pretty rare. Aries/Virgo's have a no-nonsense attitude, they are direct, efficient, and determined. But at the same time, they posses those strong fiery Aries attitudes: they are fun loving, confident, active, and very adventuring. Sometimes an Aires/Virgo can be critical, analytical, and exacting, but because of Jon's Mercury and Venus in Aries, he is probably a little but naturally leaned to his Aries side. He isn't as much of the “lone wolf” type that this sun/moon combination can be, and this is most likely because of his Venus in Aries that makes him more outgoing socially.
Kate's sun/moon combination is also fascinating. She has a sun in Aries and a moon in Libra. This combination of a Sun and Moon sign produces contradictions in her make-up because these signs are precisely opposite one another, a full 180 degrees apart. Aries and Libra are exact opposites in so many ways. Which is why it's very interesting that she has a sun in Aries and a moon in Libra. It makes her personality harder to predict because she is so internally conflicted. Usually someone with a moon in Libra can be more dependent then a usual Aries, they are also “people pleasers” and “day dreamers.” It makes them more well-rounded when taking into account the feelings of others, as they tend to look at both sides of a situation much more fairly then the average Aries does.
If you have ever watched the show, you would think that Jon was the Aries/Libra, as he seems to be more of the dependent, while you would think that Kate would be the Aries/Virgo because she seems to be more dominant, independent, and critical. I think this is how their relationship started out. Jon was more independent, he “wore the pants in the relationship” and it worked for Kate because she had a more dependent nature from her Libra moon. This dynamic in their relationship changed after they had 8 children though. Kate become more dominant, fiery, more of an Aries, because of the kids. Jon let her because the Virgo moon tends to make a person anti-confrontational and emtotionally cool. He was fine at first with letting her take the lead because he didn't want to start a fight, and emotionally, he is very calm and tranquil so he didn't mind. But deep down, it probably started to bother him years ago, and he built up resentment to it. But he didn't say anything because of his anti-confrontational ways (typical of an Aries/Virgo, believe me, as one, I know!)
By the time he realized how upset this change in their relationship dynamic was making him so unhappy (Because Aries/Virgos are out of touch with their emotions, it can sometimes take them a while to realize how unhappy they really are), Kate had already grown too independent and domineering in their relationship. He didn't know how to communicate that this made him so unhappy, so he probably remained quiet about why he was so upset. This would have been confusing to both of them. I would't be surprised if Jon knew he was angry and unhappy, but just wasn't sure why. And this led to the slow break down over their relationship, over months, maybe even years.
The Aries/Virgo builds up resentment, and then explodes. I know this, because I have done it before. As an Aries/Virgo I can say that most of the time I keep my emotions in check, but every once in a while, if I have held something in for a long period of time (usually years) I will just break down one day and get pissed off, and do something really stupid that I will regret doing for years. This is what I predict happened to Jon, he either started a major fight over something that seemed minor (which would make no sense to an Aries/Libra, who's logical mind couldn't figure out why he was so upset over something minor) or he did something stupid he later regretted.
Jon, also like me, has a Venus in Aries. This adds restlessness to us socially... if we are unhappy in a relationship, sometimes, we will have an affair. Now I'm not saying that's what happened. But based on birth charts, it wouldn't surprise me. I wouldn't think it would have been a long affair, most likely it was emotional (he fell in love with someone else but didn't have a physical relationship) or he grew angry and had a one night stand.
So this relationship either ended in a fiery fight beyond all fiery fights (two aries in a bad fight can be very ugly) or a slow break down with them both relationship wise, and a one night stand that put them both over the edge. So what does this mean for the future? Well like I said in the beginning, two Aries together is a wonderful match, they really have fun being themselves together, it's an amazing couple. But the change in the dynamics of their relationship, with Kate holding “the pants” in the relationship, is likely permanent, at least until the kids are older and Kate is under less stress. Right now, I would say they will remained divorced for a long while. Court battles between Aries can sometimes be legendery, but I don't think this is the case with them because of their moon signs. They both probably just want to move on, forgive and forget, all that fun stuff.
Years down the road, if Kate becomes more like a Libra again and Jon becomes less like a shelled in Virgo, they could be a good couple again. But I think by then they will have both found someone else. It really is too bad, I'm sure the first few years together as a couple, especially after they had just twins, were amazing, and wonderful. They would have made a great couple with a little less stress. But I am sure their 6 great kids are also worth the break down of one of the greatest love matches in the zodiac. An Aries/Libra and Aries/Virgo is not the best Aries/Aries match, but it's close. It's just too bad they couldn't survive those extremely stressful times.
Astrologically, Jon & Kate are a very interesting couple. They both have a sun in Aries. Having a sun in Aries myself, this gives me an added boost of understanding to their relationship. Honestly, as an Aries, I can say that an Aries/Aries match is the best match for an Aries, as long as there moon signs can balance out their fiery Aries personalities. I've never felt more compatibility or chemistry with any other sign then Aries, and in the long term, we always get along the best. It can be one of the best matches in the zodiac. So how did their relationship finally crack? Well we can't know for absolutely certain, but we can make a few basic educated guesses based on astrology.
First let's look at a basic understanding of each of the couples birth charts. Jon has a lot of Aries in his birth chart, but like me, he also has a moon in Virgo. I am an aries/virgo combination, so me and Jon are a like in a lot of ways. This sun moon combination creates a person that is very cool emotionally. Have you ever noticed how calm Jon is on the show? How much crap he can take? If you have ever known an Aries, you would realize this is pretty rare. Aries/Virgo's have a no-nonsense attitude, they are direct, efficient, and determined. But at the same time, they posses those strong fiery Aries attitudes: they are fun loving, confident, active, and very adventuring. Sometimes an Aires/Virgo can be critical, analytical, and exacting, but because of Jon's Mercury and Venus in Aries, he is probably a little but naturally leaned to his Aries side. He isn't as much of the “lone wolf” type that this sun/moon combination can be, and this is most likely because of his Venus in Aries that makes him more outgoing socially.
Kate's sun/moon combination is also fascinating. She has a sun in Aries and a moon in Libra. This combination of a Sun and Moon sign produces contradictions in her make-up because these signs are precisely opposite one another, a full 180 degrees apart. Aries and Libra are exact opposites in so many ways. Which is why it's very interesting that she has a sun in Aries and a moon in Libra. It makes her personality harder to predict because she is so internally conflicted. Usually someone with a moon in Libra can be more dependent then a usual Aries, they are also “people pleasers” and “day dreamers.” It makes them more well-rounded when taking into account the feelings of others, as they tend to look at both sides of a situation much more fairly then the average Aries does.
If you have ever watched the show, you would think that Jon was the Aries/Libra, as he seems to be more of the dependent, while you would think that Kate would be the Aries/Virgo because she seems to be more dominant, independent, and critical. I think this is how their relationship started out. Jon was more independent, he “wore the pants in the relationship” and it worked for Kate because she had a more dependent nature from her Libra moon. This dynamic in their relationship changed after they had 8 children though. Kate become more dominant, fiery, more of an Aries, because of the kids. Jon let her because the Virgo moon tends to make a person anti-confrontational and emtotionally cool. He was fine at first with letting her take the lead because he didn't want to start a fight, and emotionally, he is very calm and tranquil so he didn't mind. But deep down, it probably started to bother him years ago, and he built up resentment to it. But he didn't say anything because of his anti-confrontational ways (typical of an Aries/Virgo, believe me, as one, I know!)
By the time he realized how upset this change in their relationship dynamic was making him so unhappy (Because Aries/Virgos are out of touch with their emotions, it can sometimes take them a while to realize how unhappy they really are), Kate had already grown too independent and domineering in their relationship. He didn't know how to communicate that this made him so unhappy, so he probably remained quiet about why he was so upset. This would have been confusing to both of them. I would't be surprised if Jon knew he was angry and unhappy, but just wasn't sure why. And this led to the slow break down over their relationship, over months, maybe even years.
The Aries/Virgo builds up resentment, and then explodes. I know this, because I have done it before. As an Aries/Virgo I can say that most of the time I keep my emotions in check, but every once in a while, if I have held something in for a long period of time (usually years) I will just break down one day and get pissed off, and do something really stupid that I will regret doing for years. This is what I predict happened to Jon, he either started a major fight over something that seemed minor (which would make no sense to an Aries/Libra, who's logical mind couldn't figure out why he was so upset over something minor) or he did something stupid he later regretted.
Jon, also like me, has a Venus in Aries. This adds restlessness to us socially... if we are unhappy in a relationship, sometimes, we will have an affair. Now I'm not saying that's what happened. But based on birth charts, it wouldn't surprise me. I wouldn't think it would have been a long affair, most likely it was emotional (he fell in love with someone else but didn't have a physical relationship) or he grew angry and had a one night stand.
So this relationship either ended in a fiery fight beyond all fiery fights (two aries in a bad fight can be very ugly) or a slow break down with them both relationship wise, and a one night stand that put them both over the edge. So what does this mean for the future? Well like I said in the beginning, two Aries together is a wonderful match, they really have fun being themselves together, it's an amazing couple. But the change in the dynamics of their relationship, with Kate holding “the pants” in the relationship, is likely permanent, at least until the kids are older and Kate is under less stress. Right now, I would say they will remained divorced for a long while. Court battles between Aries can sometimes be legendery, but I don't think this is the case with them because of their moon signs. They both probably just want to move on, forgive and forget, all that fun stuff.
Years down the road, if Kate becomes more like a Libra again and Jon becomes less like a shelled in Virgo, they could be a good couple again. But I think by then they will have both found someone else. It really is too bad, I'm sure the first few years together as a couple, especially after they had just twins, were amazing, and wonderful. They would have made a great couple with a little less stress. But I am sure their 6 great kids are also worth the break down of one of the greatest love matches in the zodiac. An Aries/Libra and Aries/Virgo is not the best Aries/Aries match, but it's close. It's just too bad they couldn't survive those extremely stressful times.
iBelieve in Astrology
Welcome to iAstrolger, the blog I've created due to my insane love/possible obsession for Astrology. There are a lot of skeptics when it comes to astrology. Hell, I used to be one. I grew up in what some people would consider a normal house hold... okay well, I kind of had a mom who turned a bit psychotic after having to raise 5 children on her own while going back to school after my dad suddenly passed away, but it was fairly normal otherwise. I mean, my mom doesn't believe in astrology, nor does anyone else in my family, so it's not like I'm some kid that had this stuff shoved down her throat all her life.
But I do have an open mind. And the first time I looked up how the sun was supposed to have "effected me" or whatever "bs these dumb astrologers were saying", I realized that it fit me pretty well. You see, I have a sun in Aries, and a lot of the stuff they said fit me... but some of it didn't still and it was all pretty general anyways, so I shrugged it off. But over the next couple of months I kept looking stuff up, having a laugh at horoscopes that never came true, and looking up compatibility stuff that sometimes actually did make sense... but it was all for fun anyways.
Then I looked up my birth chart for the first time. I found out that I have a moon in Virgo and suddenly, my aries/virgo combination, fit me like a glove. I was perplexed, I didn't understand how, hell I still don't understand how, but the planets have had an effect on my personality! I felt crazy at first, but I looked up my other signs in my other planets, my rising sign, and I started to finally understand myself!
Months and months later I am now officially addicted to astrology. It truly fascinates and amazes me. I simply adore it. I have gotten to the point that I can guess most peoples sun signs and some peoples moon signs as well. I can also do heavy insights into relationships, I have amazed my friends (I look up their birth charts by using their birth dates, which I find on facebook, to figure out the sun, moon, and sometimes other signs) by guessing relationship issues, who would end up together, or how some people would break apart. It truly can be fascinating and it's always really fun to make "predictions" that end up coming true.
So now I am creating this blog. I want to help people using astrology. I want to share it with the world because it truly is a fascinating tool, and it's all in good fun anyways. If your a skeptic don't come in here and rain on our parades, even if this all is some how fake, it's still really fun and a good way to try and figure yourself out.
Right now I am doing heavy relationship compatibility insights for free. That's right, completely free. Some astrologers will charge hundreds of dollars for such things, but I am doing freebies. If I end up getting more orders eventually, I may start charging, and it's on a first come first serve basis. I check out your compatibility with your current, past, or possibly future partner. Can't figure out why a guy broke up with you? Want to know if it will last forever? Want to know how to get that guy/girl to finally ask you out? Want to know how to work on your relationship to make it better? Want to know what sun/moon sign combination will be your match in heaven? Well then you've come to the right place!
I am doing this for fun! I do it all the time for my friends, and sometimes I spend hours writing insights, but I truly do love it so I do it for free. Even if you don't believe in this stuff, it's free, so why not shoot me an email and see what I can come up with for you?
To get a free compatibility insight email me at: contact.iastrologer@Gmail.com
Send me your:
Name (you can use a nickname/first name if you want to remain anonomous)
Birthdate
Exact time of birth (this is not required, but I can provide more insight if you have it)
Place of birth (the city/state/country you were born in)
And I need the same thing of the partner you are interested in getting compatibility information with (check fb if you don't know their birthday or hometown, you can usually find it there). You can also ask me specific questions you have that you want answered (why does he have trouble opening up? Why does she seem so aloof? how do I get him to notice me? etc, etc) Don't be afraid to send me anything, even if it isn't a compatibility question, or even an insight question. You can just ask me about astrology in general. I prefer to do compatibility insights, but I might just take on your question too, and the worst thing I can do is say no! Remember, this is all in good fun, so don't attack me too badly skeptics (all though I'm sure you will anyways, because that's all haters really like to do!)
But I do have an open mind. And the first time I looked up how the sun was supposed to have "effected me" or whatever "bs these dumb astrologers were saying", I realized that it fit me pretty well. You see, I have a sun in Aries, and a lot of the stuff they said fit me... but some of it didn't still and it was all pretty general anyways, so I shrugged it off. But over the next couple of months I kept looking stuff up, having a laugh at horoscopes that never came true, and looking up compatibility stuff that sometimes actually did make sense... but it was all for fun anyways.
Then I looked up my birth chart for the first time. I found out that I have a moon in Virgo and suddenly, my aries/virgo combination, fit me like a glove. I was perplexed, I didn't understand how, hell I still don't understand how, but the planets have had an effect on my personality! I felt crazy at first, but I looked up my other signs in my other planets, my rising sign, and I started to finally understand myself!
Months and months later I am now officially addicted to astrology. It truly fascinates and amazes me. I simply adore it. I have gotten to the point that I can guess most peoples sun signs and some peoples moon signs as well. I can also do heavy insights into relationships, I have amazed my friends (I look up their birth charts by using their birth dates, which I find on facebook, to figure out the sun, moon, and sometimes other signs) by guessing relationship issues, who would end up together, or how some people would break apart. It truly can be fascinating and it's always really fun to make "predictions" that end up coming true.
So now I am creating this blog. I want to help people using astrology. I want to share it with the world because it truly is a fascinating tool, and it's all in good fun anyways. If your a skeptic don't come in here and rain on our parades, even if this all is some how fake, it's still really fun and a good way to try and figure yourself out.
Right now I am doing heavy relationship compatibility insights for free. That's right, completely free. Some astrologers will charge hundreds of dollars for such things, but I am doing freebies. If I end up getting more orders eventually, I may start charging, and it's on a first come first serve basis. I check out your compatibility with your current, past, or possibly future partner. Can't figure out why a guy broke up with you? Want to know if it will last forever? Want to know how to get that guy/girl to finally ask you out? Want to know how to work on your relationship to make it better? Want to know what sun/moon sign combination will be your match in heaven? Well then you've come to the right place!
I am doing this for fun! I do it all the time for my friends, and sometimes I spend hours writing insights, but I truly do love it so I do it for free. Even if you don't believe in this stuff, it's free, so why not shoot me an email and see what I can come up with for you?
To get a free compatibility insight email me at: contact.iastrologer@Gmail.com
Send me your:
Name (you can use a nickname/first name if you want to remain anonomous)
Birthdate
Exact time of birth (this is not required, but I can provide more insight if you have it)
Place of birth (the city/state/country you were born in)
And I need the same thing of the partner you are interested in getting compatibility information with (check fb if you don't know their birthday or hometown, you can usually find it there). You can also ask me specific questions you have that you want answered (why does he have trouble opening up? Why does she seem so aloof? how do I get him to notice me? etc, etc) Don't be afraid to send me anything, even if it isn't a compatibility question, or even an insight question. You can just ask me about astrology in general. I prefer to do compatibility insights, but I might just take on your question too, and the worst thing I can do is say no! Remember, this is all in good fun, so don't attack me too badly skeptics (all though I'm sure you will anyways, because that's all haters really like to do!)
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