How would iKill someone?

Readers question: How do you think each zodiac sign would kill someone?

These are generalizations written for fun! Don't take me too seriously ;)

Aries – in a sudden rage, most likely they would run someone over.

Taurus – They would longly and patiently scheme a complicated but fool proof plan.
It would take years. But they would be one of the only signs to always get away with it.

Gemini – They would hire or talk a close friend into doing it for them. Or they would just talk the enemy to death.

Cancer – I have no idea, but it scares me to think about it.

Leo – In a fit of anger they would maul/mass murder a large room full of most likely innocent people; along with who ever they really wanted dead.

Virgo – They would poison someone with untracable poison, destroy all the evidence, and leave everything perfectly clean at the crime scene. They would commit the perfect crime. Except they would spend too much time cleaning up afterwords and most likely get caught red handed.

Libra – They would pick up a gun to shoot their enemy. But they would spend too much time thinking about whether or not they actually want to do it, and “supposed-to-be-victim” would walk away while they are trapped in their thoughts and not paying attention.

Scorpio – This really scares me to think about it. It would be painful, methodical, and a sadistic kill *shivers*

Sagittarius – They would get drunk and go out for a party and forget that they wanted to kill someone by the next day... I'm sorry, but a Sagittarius would never be able to keep them selves focused long enough to actually kill someone.

Capricorn– They would shoot a lot of people--in a video game. That's the closest they will ever come to killing someone. Well maybe a hit and run.

Aquarius – They would create a time-machine to go back in time and stop their enemies mother from conceiving them in the first place—or some other over-complicated, over-thought out plan.

Pisces – They would get high and forget about it.